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Yard Demotivational Poster


STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.


TAGS: i still am not allowed 500 yards from angelina jolie
Rating: 4.11/5

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rerun - February 28, 2010, 12:51 pm

fantastic. 5 creeping Jolies for you
CpnKangaroo - February 28, 2010, 12:39 pm
why what?
Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:35 pm
and I wonder why?


EXECUTIVE DECISIONS -


TAGS: bullets 9 yards decision
Rating: 4.76/5

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salsa23 - April 10, 2011, 1:41 pm
11B is correct, its 5.56mm linked and the rounds are upside down.
Sean - November 12, 2010, 3:10 pm
Of course the decision to make a swivel chair -- THAT was a good decision. Hey look! A LogicDude! Over there, somewhat behind that tree ....
LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 6:08 pm
Those are clearly uranium-depleted sour milk tipped rounds loading into Mooooooooooooo's udder for firing at Timmys.
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:51 pm
(even it's not allowed) I have some 7.62 from my former MG-3. They look different. So GySgt is probably right. But the result may be the same.
GySgt1811 - October 1, 2010, 10:59 am
Sorry Wraith. (I seem to have started something stupid and useless.) They're .50 BMG and it's Sunny Side Up in a M-85. Which is the POS in the TC's cupola on a M-60A1 RISE (Passive). And an M1919 Browning did not have disintegrating links. (E7C, Out.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 9:57 am
That's clearly a tank.....5L
Ed-Hyde - October 1, 2010, 7:28 am
I'm kinda leaning towards 7.62 personally, without perspective on it its hard to tell.
Untamedfifty - October 1, 2010, 6:49 am
those are 30-06 rounds for a m1919 browning
Wraith11B - October 1, 2010, 2:18 am
Sorry, those are either 5.56 or 7.62, not .50cal, and they're fake (the casing has already been fired) and they're dra**d the wrong way to feed into a weapon. BRASS TO THE GRASS next time!
GySgt1811 - September 30, 2010, 6:18 pm
.50 Caliber, Sunny Side Up! Man, how I love gun p***. 5 rounds, Face!


3 Feet = 1 Yard -


TAGS: mowing feet yard lawn quote
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:29 pm
Lord knows I couldn't wait to start driving so-badly, I looked forward to using the '57 Jacobsen Chief lawn-tractor at a young age. (I wasn't allowed a go-cart)
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:08 am
They need to make these things cut the lawn.


BLACKBIRD -


TAGS: sr71 graveyard
Rating: 4.72/5

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Reality Lord - December 15, 2010, 1:48 pm

dude....epic!


DANDELION WISHES - My wish is that these are landing in the neighbors yard or dad's gonna kick my ass!


TAGS: dandelion wishes landing neighbor yard
Rating: 5/5

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holymoly - May 24, 2012, 2:23 pm
god ive missed some good ones... Hilariaous cause I can remember thinking the same thing.. FAV'd
MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 12:10 am
Thank you!!
GaryO - May 17, 2012, 10:12 pm
Good'n Mi55Pri55


REVENGE OF THE EX-WIFE -


TAGS: revenge ex wife yard sale
Rating: 4.33/5

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R.S.Jake - April 8, 2010, 4:06 pm
Been to one of these before! But I got there late, the '69 Corvette was gone by then...sold for $500. I cried. Got some nice tools though!


BODY MOVIN' - We be body movin'


TAGS: herse hearse casket coffin death dead body corpse funeral funerary grave yard car cemetary moving transportation beastie boys
Rating: 2.08/5

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forseti - April 1, 2010, 7:47 am
hard to get if you are not an insider. only got it with the 'beastie boys'-tag...


TRADE INS ACCEPTED -




LOGICDUDE ASKED YOU NICELY - to stay off of his lawn He's done asking


TAGS: didn t like that crater in the front yard
Rating: 4.65/5

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MrBlack - April 23, 2010, 10:51 pm
Funny, people tend to listen when I ask them calmly to please stay off my lawn and pick up that bottle they just tossed there. Might have something to do with the fact I like to sharpen my swords (especially the serrated ones) outside on my porch.
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:24 pm
and he's ready to administer a high velocity..."get off my lawn" 5L
Derek - April 23, 2010, 5:50 pm
Aha! A Jaguar with jaguar camo.
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 5:41 pm
LOL +5


A PRISON SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR - In Brazil, Inmates See What They Are Missing As They Linger In The Yard




HEY! - I FOUND A QUARTER...




WHY I LIKE YARDWORK. -




UPGRADES - You ignore them at your own peril... graveyards are filled with the obsolete


TAGS: you ignore them at your own peril graveyards are filled with the obsolete
Rating: 4/5

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Claire - May 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
What have you DONE?!
just me - May 10, 2010, 5:02 pm
EXTERMINATE!!!
GreyScorpion - May 10, 2010, 4:36 pm
Grandpa R2-B2? Is that you?


EDWARD ELRIC - Loves the graveyard


TAGS: full metal alchemist edward elric graveyard
Rating: 2.15/5


messy yard -




I'M ON MY WAY -


TAGS: you me and julio down by the schoolyard
Rating: 4.26/5

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Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 6:06 pm
ROR! 5L


A CHRISTMAS STORY -




FRENCH CANADIANS -


TAGS: now get out of my yard eh
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CANADA - November 17, 2009, 3:46 pm
No, he's saying **** runs from hair!
Derek - November 17, 2009, 3:42 pm
Aye, but that's one mean r-r-rabbit


PERMANENCE -




THE EURO'S MORE POPULAR - YEAH! Well I know a bunch of "Doe Eyed" girls, Who prefer a... "STRONG BUCK!"




Stupid Idiots! -


TAGS: yard sale sign fail
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - August 9, 2016, 7:07 am
Outstanding ^^^^^Up


Willing To Share -


TAGS: song milkshake boys yard hate
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 16, 2014, 5:52 pm
Not sure if that's an ewww or bahaha...size matters! Thanks Canna ya got bals!
Cannabal - December 15, 2014, 10:32 pm
Hey, baby, my straw reaches across the room.


Garden Pond -




S.easonal A.Ffective D.isorder -




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